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Jalan Prof. Khoo Kay Kim, previously known as Jalan Semangat is a major road in Petaling Jaya city, Selangor, Malaysia. To honour the late Khoo's contributions during his life, the Sultan of Selangor, Sultan Sharafuddin Idris Shah renamed the road after Tan Sri Prof. Khoo Kay Kim, who had died in 2019. The road was renamed in July 2019.
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Göllnitz is a municipality in the district Altenburger Land, in Thuringia, Germany.
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