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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the programmer quit his job?","punchline":"Because he didn't get arrays.","id":18}
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{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the coffee file a police report?","punchline":"It got mugged.","id":319}
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