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{"fact":"Unlike dogs, cats do not have a sweet tooth. Scientists believe this is due to a mutation in a key taste receptor.","length":114}
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{"fact":"The ancestor of all domestic cats is the African Wild Cat which still exists today.","length":83}
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{"fact":"After humans, mountain lions have the largest range of any mammal in the Western Hemisphere.","length":92}
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The Eek River is a 108-mile (174 km) tributary of the Kuskokwim River in the U.S. state of Alaska. It is south of the Kwethluk River and north of the Kanektok River, which also drain into the Kuskokwim or Kuskokwim Bay on the Bering Sea.
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