{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 182, "advice": "Most things look better when you put them in a circle."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 107, "advice": "If you don't ask, you don't get."}}
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