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Esquibien is a former commune in the Finistère department of Brittany in north-western France. On 1 January 2016, it was merged into Audierne commune.
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Kentucky's 15th House of Representatives district is one of 100 districts in the Kentucky House of Representatives. Located in the western part of the state, it comprises the counties of Butler and Muhlenberg. It has been represented by Ryan Bivens (R–Morgantown) since 2023. As of 2023, the district had a population of 45,776.
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