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Red Hook is a town in Dutchess County, New York, United States. The population was 9,953 at the time of the 2020 census, down from 11,319 in 2010. The name is supposedly derived from the red foliage on trees on a small strip of land on the Hudson River The town contains two villages, Red Hook and Tivoli. The town is in the northwest part of Dutchess County.
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Christmas Tapestry is a 2002 picture book written and illustrated by Patricia Polacco. The story is about how a Christian family help a long-separated Jewish couple reunite during the Christmas season.
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